The Five Opera Divas of Doom: Intermission By ValaraukoDear Miss Torika Showron, Your company would be appreciated by Miss Lulu Painter at her New Year's Eve Party. It is from 6 o'clock P.M to Midnight on Monday, January 31st. Please where a long formal dress. This party is Victorian style, and many distinguished guests shall be here. Sincerely, Lulu, Tosca, Carmen, Brunhilde and Gretal (Reflections) Act 1, Scene 28 Lulu: I hope she gets my invitation. Tosca: Do not worry, she will. Carmen: If she doesn't we'll make her regret it. Brunhilde: She will never forget it. Gretal: I want to set Torika up with my brother! Lulu: R "R for Ridiculous. Like this story." Tosca: B "You thought Midsummer's Night Dream was ridiculous." Carmen: B+ "I like Nick Longbottom. He's a charming guy. Brunhilde: B- "I like Puck myself." Gretal: B "I like this Fanfic. Oh and Titania is fun to be around." (The Star Card of Fate, prt 1) Act 1, Scene 29 Carmen: A Part One and a Part Two? : Everyone groans: Lulu: S "S is for Stupidity which Clowprincess shows when you do Part One & Part Two." Tosca: A+ "I rather like this Art, thank you very much!" Carmen: B- "The title has a way of ruining this." Brunhilde: A "It does not ruin the dialogue, which is quite excellent." Gretal: A- "I agree, as a whole & despite the title this was more than decent." (The Star Card of Fate, prt 2) Act 1, Scene 30- Currently Listening to Vivaldi's The Four Seasons Tosca: Putting things in more than one part almost seals it's doom. Look at Henry VI with three parts, and I believe Henry IV has two. Thank Goodness that Henry V died young or Shakespeare would have out written the Harry Potter books. Lulu: I like all the Henricards! Tosca: You are not me. I am not very patient. Lulu: T "T for Tosca." Tosca: A+ " Lulu is having an off day." Carmen: C "I am very confused right now. Where is Erscamillo?" Brunhilde: D "I cannot get over the awkwardness." Gretal: C- "The title is the most off-putting part of this Fanfic." (A Day at the Beach) Act 1, Scene 31 A bunch of strange men are sitting in the girl's usual seats. Jack the Ripper: I killed Lulu in the Final Act. Scarpia: I am a corrupt policeman who wanted Tosca. Don Carlos: I am the soldier who killed Carmen out of revenge. Advari: I am the dwarf that cursed The Ring. Everything in the Opera is essentially my fault! Witch: I am the witch that wanted to eat Gretal. I am here because Valarauko has ran out of cool villains. Jack: A++++++ "I love this drawing!" Scarpia: A+ "Miss Avery is hot." Don Carlos: A+ "Why is authority in Fanfics so ineffective?" Advari: A+ "This dialogue is as good as silver." Witch: A+ "This Fanfic is as delicious as the last child I ate." (The Antique Book) Act 1, Scene 32 Scarpia: Do not touch antique books, girls. Devote yourselves to worthwhile pursuits such as dancing and singing. A man does not want to be intimidated by a woman. If you compete with us, we shall not marry you. Jack: Go outside for long walks at around midnight though. That turns some of us on. Advari: Glad I am a dwarf. Don Carlos: I wish I were. Women are more trouble than what they are worth. Witch: My last boyfriend was Vlad the Impaler. Jack: A++++++ "Excellent." Scarpia: C "Your tastes are very different from mine. This was dreadful." Don Carlos: C "Clowprincess is never going to date a bullfighter." Advari: D "Wouldn't that be a relief?" Witch: C- "Subpar as the Black Forest would be without trees. (A Brink at the Rink) Act 1, Scene 33 After a lengthy fight, the Male Leads manage to oust the Villains. Erscamillo: I am Carmen's love at the end of the Opera. Ha ha ha! Painter: I am Lulu's second husband who loves her enough to do crazy things for her. Mario: I am Tosca's boyfriend who gets involved in political intrigues and dies in front of her. Siegfried: I rescue Brunhilde from her imprisonment and am engaged to her. She gave her life to join my fate. Hansel: I am Gretal's brother. I cannot wait until the girls get back from shopping. Painter: A+ "I do not know what my wife is complaining about." Mario: B "Women like to look for fault in perfection." Erscamillio: B "Ditto." Siegfried: C "Of maybe it was never perfect to begin with." Hansel: B+ "No, but it came awfully close." (The Big Pet Shop of Horrors) Act 1, Scene 34 The girls are back. They clean the theatre a bit before settling in for the next review. Lulu: U "U for Ugly. Like that hideous reptile they dared to call a pet!" Tosca: D "I thought they only lived in the Galapagos Islands." Carmen: D "Their teacher looks like a Evolutionist at any rate." Brunhilde: D "Whatever this Evolution is, it must be more pleasing than this Fanfic!" Gretal: D "It's just so creepy!" (Lost in the Forest) Act 1, Scene 35 Gretal: Getting lost in the forest is nothing to make fun about. As part of the Coalition of Children Operas and Operettas, I cannot support this Fanfic. Actually, it is alright but I do not want to. It touches on very vivid memories. I am sure Clowprincess understands. Even my recorders, The Brothers Grimm, overused this theme. Lulu: V "V is for Vulnerable. This describes Gretal's emotional state." Tosca: F "It is overused and very baroque if I may add." Carmen: F "I am glad I lived in a city and sorry for Gretal." Brunhilde: F "I like Grimm's Fairy Tales too." Gretal: F "Thank You all for the support." (The Cost of Pride) Act 1, Scene 36 Lulu: What cost? Tosca: Perhaps the one you love. Gretal: Stop being mushy! We want to get to Scene 45 so we can be done with this act! Lulu: X "X is for X-Men." Tosca: A+ "A is for Avengers." Carmen: B+ "B is for Birds of Prey." Brunhilde: C "C is for Cincinnati." Gretal: C+ "And also for Clowprincess!" (Natsume's Goodbye) Act 1, Scene 37 Lulu: Why must we continue reading all the filler?! Tosca: We are reviewers. The Public expects a full report, regardless of the quality or boredom we may experience. Carmen: The Public is often confused at first. Not everybody liked my Opera when it first debuted but now I star in the most performed Opera in North America! Brunhilde: Second only to Cio-Cio San. Carmen: Everyone has his or her challenges and stupid rivalries. Madame Butterfly is ours. Lulu: Y "As in why do we continue to read to read these?" Tosca: A+ "Magnificent." Carmen: A+ "Bueno." Brunhilde: A+ "I work of genius." Gretal: A+ "Truly outstanding." (Shadows of Doubt) Act 1, Scene 38 Gretal: Creepy title! Lulu: Z "Z for Zelda." Tosca: B "My favorite is Ocarina of Time." Carmen: B "They should make a Zelda Movie." Brunhilde: A "Super Mario Brothers sucked." Gretal: B "Too true. But Torika could be a Movie." (Even Stevens) Act 1, Scene 39 Carmen: Worst title! Lulu: A "It just happened. I cannot control the alphabet." Tosca: A "In celebration of this event I vote A too." Carmen: A "So do I." Brunhilde: "Aye, we are dear friends. We stick together." Gretal: A "What she said." (Swan Lake)Act 1, Scene 40 Tosca: Swan Lake. It has to be the best title. Lulu: It is oddly familiar. Tosca: It is a beautiful ballet. Everyone: A and that is final! (Too Good to be True) Act 1, Scene 41 :Brunhilde is crying: Tosca: What is wrong? Brunhilde: Either Clowprincess or Valarauko misused the word 'To'. Everyone else: Both. Lulu: It's ok because the link is weird and we can't review it even if we wanted to. (Bizarre Situations) Act 1, Scene 42 Tosca: How bizarre. : Everyone else is the Chorus: Tosca: Let us review this baby. Lulu: It defiantly is driving me crazy. Gretal: We are trying to review the last few issues so Valarauko feels confident in quitting for the night. Lulu: A "Is bizarre a French word?" Tosca: A "You tell me." Carmen: B "Yes, it is." Brunhilde: C "This is coming from a character who's creator did not want to visit Spain." Gretal: B+ "All of our creators had flaws." (Torika's Darkest Secret) Act 1, Scene 43 Lulu: A "Valarauko must really want to get done with this." Tosca: B "I do not miss the fancy intros so much." Carmen: C- "Will Clowprincess please elope with an Italian Prince so she will forget to write anymore fanfiction?" Brunhilde: C- "I hope not. It is decent enough for someone who has been a Princess." Gretal: C+ "Siegfried was nicer than Gundar though." (The Final Card) Act 1, Scene 44 Tosca: Beethoven's 9th is playing. Carmen: We almost done with the first Act. Gretal: Then it's time for Intermission. Aka the Party! Brunhilde: It shall be a noble affair. Frigga will smile on your home, Lulu. Lulu: Of course she will. Lulu: A "What more can I say that has not already been done before?" Tosca: A+ "How about I was wrong?" Carmen: A+ "Lulu will always blame it on somebody else." Brunhilde: A+ "That is what makes her Lulu." Gretal: A+ "And this is what makes me Gretal!" (The Final Judgement) Act 1, Scene 45 The Male Leads and the Opera Divas are assembled. Erscamillo: Let us get this done. I need Carmen to help me pick out an outfit for the Party. Carmen: Of course, Erscamillio. Painter: A "Magnificant!' Lulu: Z "You really think so? After all that buildup, what a letdown." Mario: A+ "Z is not a letter grade, Lulu." Tosca: A+ "We haven't have that heart-or nerve to tell her that." Erscamillio: A+ "Enough with this reviewing! Let's kiss." Carmen: A+ "Now that is interaction!" :begin kissing: Siegfried: A+ "Rent a room." Brunhilde: A+ "And never come out." Hansel: A+ "Eww." Gretal: A+ "Let us leave this room!" |