The Five Opera Divas of Doom: Act Two By Valarauko(A New Beginning) Act 2, Scene 1 Lulu: Is the New Genesis Device is here? Tosca: Let us pray hope not. Carmen: Marla and Khan was an adorable couple. Pity their time together was so short. Brunhilde: Valarauko thinks Khan is a great villain, and that Ricardo Montalban in his prime (the '50s and '60s) was hot. A good choice. I myself like muscular men! Gretal: They tend to save damsels in distress, is what you mean. Lulu: B "I still believe the Wrath of Khan is better than this Fanfic. Tosca: A+ "Valarauko needs to rent it again." Carmen: C "I agree." Brunhilde: B "Aye my friends!" Gretal: B "It is good but not Star Trek's best and most overrated movie good." (Betrayal!) Act 2, Scene 2 Tosca: singing in meso-soprano perfection: "Guilio Caesare. My love goes to Cassius, I am afraid!" Lulu: B "This Fnafic falls short of perfection." Tosca: B "Your spelling falls shorter than this Fanfic, Lulu!" Carmen: C "It is better than your singing, Tosca." Brunhilde: B "Burned crisper than a grieving widow." Gretal: B- "Whatever she said applies to this Fanfic!" (The Mystery of Torika) Act 2, Scene 3 Carmen: Let us unveil the mystery of Torika. :church organ can be heard: Everyone: Ah! Lulu: A+ "It was amazing. Carolyn Keene deserves a raise!" Tosca: B+ "You read the Secret of the Old Clock instead of the Fanfic." Carmen: B+ "Carolyn Keene did not exist." Brunhilde: A+ "It was a bunch of ghostwriters paid by the Publisher." Gretal:crying: C "I prefer my illusions!" (The Twins' Birthday) Act 2, Scene 4 Brunhilde: singing in German: "Happy Birthday! La la la!" She begins some of the Ring but Lulu stops her. Lulu: A+ "I feel so happy!" Tosca: B+ "Chocolate does that." Carmen: B "Send in Pagliacci." Brunhilde: C "The Italians wear their emotions on their sleeves." Gretal: C "Even if Clowprincess isn't Italian, she rules." (Puppetmaster)Act 2, Scene 5 Gretal: Puppet? I cannot believe I uttered the word 'puppet'. Lulu: You are quoting Casanova. Tosca: Gretal, you are a little girl. How did you watch it? Carmen: I fell asleep one night… Brunhilde: Never sleep again! Lulu: A "One, two, Torika reviews coming to you." Tosca: B "Three, four, click on the site." Carmen: C "Five, six, grab your classical music." Brunhilde: B "Seven, eight, don't take our bait." Gretal: B "Nine, ten, read it again!" (Natsume's Return) Act 2, Scene 6 Lulu: Nothing can beat The Empire Strikes Back. Tosca: No, it is Revenge. Carmen: Now you know why Valarauko is a Trekkie instead of a Warrie. Brunhilde: She claims that Star Trek has a heart, and the different characters are reflections of the human condition. Gretal: Wow. When l like something I just say it's cool. Lulu: B " I take the Fifth." Tosca: B "No comment." Carmen: B "Schedule an appointment with my secretary." Brunhilde: B "No witty humor today." Gretal: B "Sorry, you have dialed the wrong area code. Please hang up and try again." (Torika's New Dog) Act 2, Scene 7 Tosca: Dogs are cute as long as the owners are not corrupt police officers. Lulu: Scarpia did not have a dog. Tosca: He could have, that's the point. Carmen: My boyfriend was a bullfighter. Brunhilde: My boyfriend can talk to birds. Gretal: People think I am polite. Lulu: A+ "My dog would be named Farenelli." Tosca: A+ "She wants to name it after the world's greatest castrato." Carmen: A+ "There will never be anyone like him, that's for sure." Brunhilde: A+ "I am glad of that." Gretal: reading dictionary: "That is a castrato! Oh Lord God!" (Trapped!) Act 2, Scene 8 Carmen: I am never trapped. You have to be constantly changing, or else you are through. Tosca: Who said that? Carmen: Martha Stewart. Gretal: It figures. Lulu: Please be quiet. I am attempting to read. Lulu: C "What is the Ainu?" Tosca: B "The Ainur are the immortal guardians of Middle-Earth, created by Elu Iluvatar to create and protect the physical and spiritual realms." Carmen: C "Sounds like a rock band." Brunhilde: B "In a way, they were." Gretal: B- "Legolas is hot!" (It's All Greek to Me) Act 2, Scene 9 Brunhilde: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a special guest. She is a Rambeau creation, from the play Hippolyte et Aricie. :Greek theme plays as Aricia runs into the spotlight: Aricia: Hello. I am Aricia, my husband is Hippolytus. He is the son of Theseus. He slayed the minotaur. His mother was the Amazon Queen, Hippolyta. And I do not die at the end of the play. I am here to judge Greek Mythological Accurateness. Lulu: A+ "You are from the Baroque period. It's what we expect." Tosca: A+ "Please be quiet." Carmen: A+ "Burned hotter than orange juice left in the sun." Brunhilde: A+ "That is disgusting!" Aricia: A+ "I have seen far worse. I hate Stargate." Gretal: "We feel your pain, Valarauko types this when her father watches it." (This Just In) Act 2, Scene 10 Gretal:singing: Oh Mr. Postman. Ring ring, Mr. Post man. Lulu:singing: I don't care how much money I got to spend. I have to get back to my baby. Because he wrote me a letter and said how much he couldn't live without me know more. Anyways, get me a ticket for an airplane. Ain't got time for the fast train. Lonely days are gone, and I am going home. My baby just wrote me a letter. Carmen: The Supremes and The Box Tops should sue. Tosca: They should give us the rights to their songs. Lulu: B "Unfortunately, that will never happen." Tosca: C "I agree." Carmen: B "Valarauko, are you getting this? Lulu agreed with Tosca! Brunhilde: C "Once in a sixty-five millennia occurrence." Gretal: B- "So the dinosaurs are going to die again?" (Echos from the Past) Act 2, Scene 11-Currently listening to Bach's Brandenburg Concerto Lulu: Torika! You are will be visited by Three Spirits of Opera. Tosca: The Spirit of Opera Past to be played by Euridiyce, because she is ancient. :roof beam falls and Tosca pushes Carmen into it: Carmen: Oww! My feelings are hurt. Brunhilde: Apologize. Gretal: For what? And we really should begin the review. Lulu: C "It is good but the title still puzzles me." Tosca: B "Does the past echo?" Carmen: B "Death is inevitable so enjoy life. Do not worry about the past." Brunhilde: A- "Remember it, for it can turn and bite you." Gretal: B "Philosophy 101 courtesy of The Five Opera Divas of Doom." (A New Flight) Act 2, Scene 12- Currently listening to Dvorak's Slavic Dance No.3 Carmen: What is this? Swan Lake the stupid edition? Lulu: A+ "More like better than the original, Carmen." Tosca: A+ "I liked the original Swan Lake." Carmen: B " It is a matter of taste." Brunhilde: B "Or Torika's lack thereof." Gretal: B- "It's balanced. Not in the good way." (Maddy's Movie) Act 2, Scene 13- Currently listening to Carmen Suite No. 1 Brunhilde: Ugh. Do not remind me of what Isolde did right after that movie came out! She was going crazy with all the attention. She kept calling Juliet and then hanging up. It was pure torture. Lulu: A "The art was good if nothing else." Tosca: B "Not quite up to par. As a whole it feels rushed." Carmen: D "Rushed? More like filler ala mode." Brunhilde: C "It is not adequate enough to considered above the expected." Gretal: B- "She means' it's average." (Hana's Dilema) Act 2, Scene 14- Currently Listening to Vivaldi's the Four Seasons Gretal: We will cut to the chase. Lulu: B "The pictures were pretty." Tosca: D "You are going blind." Carmen: D "Lulu has always been blind to how her actions effect others." Brunhilde: A+ "I believe we have a new Queen of Hyprocrisy." Gretal: A- "All Hail Queen Carmen!" (The Ties of Family) Act 2, Scene 15-BWV 1046 (whatever that is?) Lulu: B "Family. The one word that conjures both love and hate at the same time." Tosca: B "Elixir of love! Now that is a sweet French opera!" Carmen: B "I like the Marriage of Figaro best. Brunhilde: B "Ilia! Idamante! I like Illamando." Gretal: B "Mozart is wonderful. But one of my favorite love operas is Lucia of Lammermoor." (Yue's Secret) Act 2, Scene 16- Slavonic Dance No.2 Lulu: B "His secret is safe with me." Tosca: A+ "You're a mean one, Mr.Yue." Carmen: C "Your heart is an empty hole." Brunhilde: A+ "You got skeletons in your closet and spiders in your soul, Mr.Yue." Gretal: B "I would yell 'Demon' and hit you with a 9 ˝ inch pole!" (The Truth Revealed) Act 2, Scene 17-Beethoven's 9th Symphony Lulu: A+ "The truth is a very good thing." Tosca: A+ "Not always." Carmen: A+ "If the truth is I do not love him anymore, it is not good for him." Brunhilde: A+ "The truth is never wholly forgotten." Gretal: A+ "The truth sets you free, while your own lies chain you to this earth." (Revelations) Act 2, Scene 18 Lulu: B "I like the part with the dragon and the woman. Very symbolic." Tosca: B "Remind me not to lend Bibles on review day." Carmen: B "But the Bible is better!" Brunhilde: C "What is a bibble? Anyways, it was so-so." Gretal: C+ "I agree. Oh and I like the story of Gideon. He was cool." (A Painful Showdown) Act 2, Scene 19 Lulu: A+ "Why does everyone look depressed?" Tosca: B "It would have been better if Sakura had died, or if Torika had took her place." Carmen: B "Li should have stabbed himself." Brunhilde: B "Aye, tis no honor in clinging to life." Gretal: B "I am glad everyone is happy now." The Ties that Bind) Act 2, Scene 20 Lulu: A+ "It was beautiful to watch." Tosca: A+ "Gross but beautiful." Carmen: D "Tai should have died." Brunhilde: D "Anyone found it odd that Sakura was walking around and everything, and nobody questioned her coming back to life? Li should be facing serious kidnapping charges." Gretal: B+ "Yes, by I suspend my belief. It's easy once you try." Intermission The Five proceed to pig out on all the Hostess gifts that Lulu received the night before. They cannot wait for the Empire of Nightmares Arc but secretly can't wait for it all to end either! |